10/23/2024                       
               
             HERE’S THE LOWDOWN ON DONALD TRUMP! - WHAT KIDS WOULD SAY: 
IT’S TIME TO TAKE GRANDPA DONALD TRUMP 
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       He’s really old (nearly eighty) and should stop campaigning because we’re pretty worried about him. We think he’s losing it! He’s fat and won’t tell anybody how sick he really is. His mind doesn’t seem right either. He’s constantly trying to fool people by saying the same stuff over and over again, even when most of it isn’t true like saying people are eating dogs and cats or that everyone who comes into the country is a criminal. Those are lies but he says them and a lot of other lies anyway.

       We’re worried that he really doesn’t know or even care what he’s doing. He says and does all kinds of crazy things that don’t even make sense. When he was on a stage to give a speech, he just stood there and listened to music! When he was supposed to talk about some serious stuff, he talked about Mr. Arnold Palmer in the shower!

       He’s really hurtful and lies to people who lost their homes in the Hurricane and says their money was taken away by the government. Then he tricks the people who are at the speeches and sells them a bunch of cheap crummy stuff just to get some more money for himself. Even his friend Elon is out paying money for votes. That’s not nice.

       We thought we’d better make sure we’re right, so we checked on what people who know him are saying. It’s pretty bad. The man who was his defense secretary says he is a threat to the country! Half the people who worked in his cabinet won’t even endorse him and his security advisor thinks he’s really dangerous. Even his vice president won’t vote for him! His state department secretary said he was a moron and his chief of staff General who knows him pretty well thinks he’s bad. But the extra bad part is that some of his own family know what he’s really like and don’t want him to be president again.

       Now he’s tired and worried and all he can keep saying are really bad words and terrible lying things about other people. He keeps canceling interviews and debates because he’s afraid and because he can’t or won't tell the truth. We’re really sad because he has turned into a nasty old man who can’t really do anything right.

Please don’t vote for him. He would be a terrible president. He needs to come home where he belongs so he doesn’t do something really bad.